Archive for the ‘Resumes’ Category


 

July 24, 2008

 

We Love Clean Cheeks.

Posted July 24 by HiringManagerL
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+3 VOTES
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July 17, 2008

 

Okay, Good To Know!

Posted July 17 by HiringManagerL
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+6 VOTES
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July 9, 2008

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted July 09 by HiringManagerL
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+4 VOTES
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July 8, 2008

 

Your Next Informer. . .

Posted July 08 by HiringManagerL
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+3 VOTES
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June 25, 2008

 

Time Traveler, or Barista?

Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uh oh. . .

+53 VOTES
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Well, Maybe not Physically. . .

Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Summary of Qualifications:  -Owns lots of guns  -Had a girlfriend  -Security System  -Lots of training  -Willing to travel  -In good shape (well, I\'m not handicap or anything)

+24 VOTES
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June 24, 2008

 

This One Stands on its Own. . .

Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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+46 VOTES
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In Bad Taste. . .

Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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+18 VOTES
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June 23, 2008

 

Get to Know OSHA Form 300. . .

Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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“Although I cannot legally drive a vehicle at this time I am happy to try.”

+23 VOTES
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Unsexy Typo. . .

Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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We argued whether to share this one; bad taste ruled the day:

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+29 VOTES
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But Does He Recycle?

Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager K.
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+15 VOTES
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June 18, 2008

 

She Gives a Great Claw Job. . .

Posted June 18 by HiringManagerL
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+8 VOTES
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Sorry, We Are Looking for a First Fatter.

Posted June 18 by HiringManagerL
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+5 VOTES
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June 12, 2008

 

Trust The Midas Touch. . .

Posted June 12 by Hiring Manager K.
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+18 VOTES
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June 11, 2008

 

Paging Dr. Treehugger…

Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager K.
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+13 VOTES
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Oh No, You Didn’t!

Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager K.
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+10 VOTES
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June 10, 2008

 

If You Like Content, Stop Here!

Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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+39 VOTES
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June 5, 2008

 

Chutzpah, Meet the Millennials.

Posted June 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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+3 VOTES
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June 4, 2008

 

Understandable Mistake. It Was Only Your Job. . . (User Submission!)

Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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+6 VOTES
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The Little Cash Register That Could. . .

Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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+5 VOTES
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May 27, 2008

 

Mastery. . . (User Submission!)

Posted May 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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An anonymous Not Hired user was hiring for a library position at a well-known university and received this utterly abstruse resume from a candidate with a Master’s degree in Communication:

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+26 VOTES
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A Bit Odd. . .

Posted May 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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This is the somewhat strange and unsourced “Sample Customer Feedback” section found in the middle of a computer engineer’s resume, right between “Summary of Qualifications” and “Technical Skills.”

We should note that the “Peter” mentioned is the engineer himself, and not an actual customer.

+2 VOTES
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May 22, 2008

 

Dream Job. . .

Posted May 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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+2 VOTES
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May 21, 2008

 

Most Inane Resume Item Ever. . .

Posted May 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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+17 VOTES
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May 15, 2008

 

Max Weber, Can We Get Some Help Here?

Posted May 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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[Max Weber reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_group#Defining_ethnicity]

+8 VOTES
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Seventh Grade Much?

Posted May 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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+4 VOTES
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May 14, 2008

 

Photo of the Week. . .

Posted May 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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+7 VOTES
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May 12, 2008

 

Better Than Being a Mushroom Listener. . .

Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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+6 VOTES
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May 7, 2008

 

Impressive Babbling. . .

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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Renaissance Hotel & CC  Concierge July 2006 - Present  Wining the prestige Renaissance reword “ I am the one” as a best emploee  o	Finding various information for the quests needs on a daily bases  o	Having and maintaining contact with the surrounding venues  o	Making various reservations  o	Maintaining the Elite Member Lounge in all aspects

+2 VOTES
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May 6, 2008

 

Video: Phoebe Tunes Joey’s Resume

Posted May 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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+9 VOTES
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May 5, 2008

 

Last Job: Purgatory, Inc.

Posted May 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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Respond to inquiries from vendors and infernal staff regarding project status.

+4 VOTES
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May 1, 2008

 

One of These Things Is not Like the Others.

Posted May 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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I\'ve been babysitting since i was 12. I\'ve been n counselling since I was 18. And I\'ve been teaching since I was 21

+5 VOTES
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April 24, 2008

 

Another Version of Ass-Pennies?

Posted April 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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+8 VOTES
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April 23, 2008

 

Missing a Tool. . .

Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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*14+ yrs working with cars *most experience working in drag *ground up builds/maintenance/repair

+7 VOTES
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April 21, 2008

 

Simply Divine. . .

Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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Qualification Summary:  Experienced truck driver with over 10 years experience in delivering home gods (Furniture) throughout the United States. Strong ability to learn and use new computer technologies to improve delivery scheduling and tracking. Wide knowledge of vehicle maintenance and operation. Accurate sense of direction and comprehensive visual memory. Worked even up to 6 days a week 12 hours a day. Very quick learner, good work habits, good communication skills

+2 VOTES
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April 10, 2008

 

House of Pain. . .

Posted April 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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+7 VOTES
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April 9, 2008

 

No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

Posted April 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital.  At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

+8 VOTES
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