Archive for the ‘Cover Letters’ Category


 

July 24, 2008

 

Who Could Resist?

Posted July 24 by HiringManagerL
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But Not of Prepositions. . .

Posted July 24 by HiringManagerL
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+3 VOTES
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July 23, 2008

 

Ummm, You Just Defined “Intern.”

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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+5 VOTES
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Does Failed Subject-Verb Disagreement?

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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+1 VOTES
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Maybe Too Much Fiber?

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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July 22, 2008

 

We Might Have Spotted the Issue. . .

Posted July 22 by HiringManagerL
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Post-Modern Pool Boy. . .

Posted July 22 by HiringManagerL
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+2 VOTES
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July 21, 2008

 

Su deletreo es terrible.

Posted July 21 by HiringManagerL
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+10 VOTES
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Visual Non Sequitur of the Month. . .

Posted July 21 by HiringManagerL
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+3 VOTES
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Can’t Wait to Call Your References. . .

Posted July 21 by HiringManagerL
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+8 VOTES
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July 17, 2008

 

Have You Asked Nicely?

Posted July 17 by HiringManagerL
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+7 VOTES
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Do Not Hire for Sales Position. . .

Posted July 17 by HiringManagerL
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+2 VOTES
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July 15, 2008

 

That IS a Wide Variety. . .

Posted July 15 by HiringManagerL
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+9 VOTES
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July 14, 2008

 

Someone Is Missing the Plot. . .

Posted July 14 by HiringManagerL
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+5 VOTES
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Every Child Left Behind. . .

Posted July 14 by HiringManagerL
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+3 VOTES
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July 10, 2008

 

Brokeback Phobic

Posted July 10 by HiringManagerL
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+10 VOTES
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Being a Mega-Tool Is Key. . .

Posted July 10 by HiringManagerL
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+2 VOTES
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What Do You Mean, You People?

Posted July 10 by HiringManagerL
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+2 VOTES
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July 9, 2008

 

Did You Really Think a Photo Would Help?

Posted July 09 by HiringManagerL
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+1 VOTES
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And We Don’t Want You To Think That We Are Hiring. . .

Posted July 09 by HiringManagerL
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+5 VOTES
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July 8, 2008

 

That Must Have Been Riveting. . .

Posted July 08 by HiringManagerL
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+4 VOTES
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Pass.

Posted July 08 by HiringManagerL
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+3 VOTES
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July 3, 2008

 

Noted.

Posted July 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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+11 VOTES
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How Not To Inspire Confidence.

Posted July 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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+5 VOTES
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July 2, 2008

 

Astrogliding His Way to Winning Friends and Influencing People. . .

Posted July 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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+31 VOTES
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July 1, 2008

 

Can’t Make It Much Clearer. . .

Posted July 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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+8 VOTES
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June 30, 2008

 

Your Next Sysadmin/Ogre. . .

Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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It isn’t anything that I haven’t seen before and can troubleshoot. I may look like Shrek, but trust me I smell a hell of a lot better.

+18 VOTES
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Nice.

Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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+37 VOTES
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Tool.

Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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I don\'t have any problem deceiving people and I\'m not hard on the eyes.  My current position doesn\'t utilize either of these capacities to their fullest extent, nor does it offer anywhere near fair compensation.  [snip]  Of course, you\'re wondering, \

+19 VOTES
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June 26, 2008

 

Urine Our Circular File. . .

Posted June 26 by HiringManagerL
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+9 VOTES
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Headache for Hire. . .

Posted June 26 by HiringManagerL
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+8 VOTES
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June 24, 2008

 

You Insult Your Mother with That Mouth?

Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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+58 VOTES
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Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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+36 VOTES
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June 23, 2008

 

The Other Sister’s Cover Letter. . .

Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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+9 VOTES
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June 19, 2008

 

Your Next HR Manager . . .

Posted June 19 by HiringManagerL
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+8 VOTES
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June 18, 2008

 

Your Next Waste Disposal Consultant. . .

Posted June 18 by HiringManagerL
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+4 VOTES
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June 17, 2008

 

Bless Your Little Heart. . .

Posted June 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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+7 VOTES